Out Touching Grass Like a F*ing Pro T-Shirt - Funny Internet Meme Shirt for Offline Vibes, Anti-Scroll Humour - Minimalist Sarcastic Tee

Out here touching grass like a f*ng pro. This tee is for those of us who’ve logged off, stepped outside, and made peace with the natural world (or at least stood on it long enough to feel superior).

Minimalist, sarcastic, and just smug enough to let everyone know: yes, you actually touched grass, and you looked good doing it.
This unisex shirt is soft, wearable, and bold without being cringe.
Designed for people who get the joke and want to keep it clean.
• Premium feel and fit
• Crisp print that holds up
• Ideal for real-life enjoyers, ironic introverts, and post-scrollers

Whether you're escaping the algorithm or just mocking it, this tee’s for you.

Product features
- Structure-retaining side seams for long-lasting shape
- Elastic ribbed knit collar for durability
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Vibrant, crisp designs using advanced printing techniques
- Soft tear-away label for comfort Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean